$LAPTOP is a better trade than $TRUMP was

$LAPTOP launches Sept 9 on Base. Total supply 1B. 30% founders (incl. Hunter Biden), unsellable for 6 months, vesting over 2 years 20% airdrop in two rounds: wallets that lost money on $TRUMP, Biden's Substack subscribers, and a mailing list run by video journalist Andrew Callaghan 30% conditional burn if a slate of 30 specified outcomes resolves in the project's favor, including a Democratic win in 2028, a new bitcoin ATH, or $LAPTOP market cap overtaking $TRUMP. Goes to charity if they don't play out For reference: $TRUMP launched January 2025 and is down 97% from its peak.